Wise Words
Wisdom of the ages from miscellaneous unknown people...
- Imagine if you will, a world without hypothetical situations. . .
- A closed mouth gathers no feet.
- A penny saved is ridiculous.
- All that glitters has a high refractive index
- Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
- Anarchy is better than no government at all.
- Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
- Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.
- Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
- Entropy isn't what it used to be.
- Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality
- Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
- History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.
- It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
- Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
- The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
- I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
- He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
- I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
- Honk if you love peace and quiet.
- Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
- A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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